A laugh at myself

Two funny things have happened lately that I thought I would share. The week before last, I was sleeping. When Asher started crying over the monitor, I woke up, but was struggling to shake the sleep off and actually get up. It was light outside, and my first thought was, "Oh, good, Asher finally sleep past 6 AM!" Then I looked at my watch, and it said 3:20. I thought my watch had stopped. So I looked at the clock and it said 3:20. Still, I was confused. When I finally woke up more, I realized that it was 3:20 in the afternoon, and that both kids had been napping and I had laid down to take a nap myself!
This morning at worship services during communion, I was handed the bread. I broke a piece and went to pass it over Ainsley. She popped up right in front of the tray and I banged her in the head with it. That knocked it out of my hand onto the floor. Most of the bread fell out onto the floor. I was probably the third person to have this tray, and now there was only about one tiny cracker left for half of my section. There was nothing i could do, so I passed it to the usher (who is a friend of ours) and focused on picking up the mess. Ainsley had a delayed reaction, and said, "OW!" while rubbing her head. I was embarrassed, but extremely thankful it wasn't the juice!!! I asked our friend later if he ran out, and he said that everyone just kept taking tiny pieces of the one cracker. Oops!